Bai Ling Raps -- Yes, Raps A thankful Bai Ling is back from the jungle and she has stories to tell -- bring your own interpreter. Our favorite nipple-baring wacktress was at Mr. Chow last night, talking about rivers, meat and monkeys in the Amazon, rapping (if repeating the same two words over and over can be considered rapping) about her new movie, "Southland Tales" and showing off some killer new moves she picked up in Brazil. This story just reminded me to watch "When Killer Monkeys Attack Asian Actresses Who Can't Act" again for the 54th time.